By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.

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gladlily 16

I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that **** is a realistic depiction of anything...

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interesting33 36

I don't know if this is about **** - it sounds way more like a really abusive relationship. If he is going ballistic over a random guy. I feel really bad for his wife - I can't imagine he lets her see friends much.

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Kitty_Kat44 31

But maybe for some bizarre reason she gave him a reason to think this? Or your probably right and the guys just crazy. Either way awkward for op.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

He's secretly gay and he wants to **** you first

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aylind 18

I just love how your name is "**** blocked" op hahaha

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jimmer23 21

That's how all the best porno's start.

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yarani 26

By **** logic, you must **** her, be caught doing it and then have a glorious threesome by the pool. Everyone wins.

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MrConcise 34

#19 - Nonono, all wrong! OP's employer's sister has to begin having an affair with OP, then his boss catches them and it turns into a threesome. The husband never wins in ****.

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Duckay 11

Unless they're doing the babysitter, for some reason.

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sunnyskys 25

you know the wife is a total *****. She must be mad cuz her husbands home.

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trellz17 19

I guess you're tempting him....if he invites you in for a drink, leave.

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EarlFug 19

And you sign your post "**** blocked?" Is it possible the husband was more intuitive than you'd care to believe?

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buckdharma 37

Tell him,"she needs her liner stretched."

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sunnyskys 25

lol damn, I feel bad for the husband though, cuz the wife can't her pants buttoned.

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ladoom 23

It's not even ****, he must have been watching desperate housewives.

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