By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Just don't let him catch you trying to clean her filter.

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gladlily 16

I feel sorry for the wife for more reasons than one if he thinks that **** is a realistic depiction of anything...

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Kurby14 21

I hope she doesn't require you to wear a spedo or man-thong as your uniform

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flexseal 14

"look theres a girl walking down the road. thats the beginning of like every horror movie man" "yeah they start a lot of pornos off like that too"

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Unes 10

Chil dude there's a threesome coming your way

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GroupWorkSucks 15

He sounds insecure. I'm sure that marriage is going...swimmingly.

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vikky538 28

When i first read the comments i thought it the other way around

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oobergoober89 16

It's a compliment if you're seen as that much of a threat

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joski_fml 13

I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing. I'm sure you're a bit frightened, but the image of putting it in my head is too funny.

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baxwar 15

"I know exactly what that prick means when he says he is adding chemicals, he means his baby chemicals!"

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Exaspera 54

Guy has let his **** viewing cloud his real life. Either that or he is doing something with someone else and attacks his wife because he feels guilty.

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