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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 18:46 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML

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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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By jj. - 08/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML

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TheMitmit 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 9:04

Reminds me of the time my sister said she used my toothbrush to clean the dog's teeth. Toothbrushes should be hidden from all family members in a special place only you know about...

shykneejess 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 9:30

Ew, I probably would have thrown up, no joke. Wash your mouth out with baking soda and/or salt warm water to disinfect and prevent any bacteria from sprouting in there. The last thing you need is a type of fungus or mouth sores that could be prevented. Sorry to hear that happened... *Shivers...*. FYL

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bitchplease69_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 11:22

Foot fetishist. You like it. Weird0.

Minstrels 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 11:47

Ugh. Why would you use an old tooth brush you hadn't touched in a while and haven't used daily? Why not just bring one from home? D: That's disgusting. Once my toothbrush fell in the unflushed toilet. No one had the courtesy to tell me that before I used it. Go with #1's advice, even if it's not at your own home. Do not leave a tooth brush out in the open for all to mess with. Blegh.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 March 2009 11:55

I would rather have smelly breath then use a unknown toothbrush. You just don't know what it has been used for. So eughh but you don't get sympathy from me as common sense would have helped you out here if you had bothered listening to it