Kids: Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running...

By meepdaleap - 16/05/2013 21:50 - United States - Newport News

Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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By Claus - 07/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By kansasgirl - 02/03/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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sabrinaacrow 26

Friday 17 May 2013 8:43

At least you were being considerate to the children

grahmagog 14

Friday 17 May 2013 8:45

Best life lessons are taught by our parents

Comments

LycaniaGarou 16

Friday 17 May 2013 9:04

Or you could've set up a slip in slide and had a family fun day

laughmaster 9

Friday 17 May 2013 12:17

I just don't understand how that helps the situation since they were running and not sliding

beachbum_101 16

Friday 17 May 2013 9:06

lmao lesson learned!!

Fluffydemise 18

Friday 17 May 2013 9:07

Do as I say, not as I do ;) Dammit, #3 beat me :(

SirTalkaton 22

Friday 17 May 2013 9:08

Lead by example hahaha

perdix 29

Friday 17 May 2013 9:21

What are you going to show them when you are warning them about the dangers of unprotected sex? Mirrors?

gracehi 31

Friday 17 May 2013 9:23

I'm sorry... *it's "its" without an apostrophe is possessive.

loohoozuuhuur 13

Friday 17 May 2013 9:26

Stop yelling!

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 17 May 2013 9:35

So are you like on crack or something?

kozzard 17

Friday 17 May 2013 10:36

penguin...your pic matches perfectly.

eMurpH 9

Friday 17 May 2013 9:33

Thought you knew that yelling is one of the main causes of loss of balance. Naw but really, hope you're feeling alright and that they learned something important.