By gottapee - 26/04/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.

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CockRocket 0

He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.

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kurato 6

yes, because everyone have a cellphone with them when they leave the house for a minute for fresh air

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x3herox3 0

Creeper. Jkjk. Keep a extra house key somewhere?

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MarineWifey88 3

Almost the same thing happened to me yesterday. I was taking the trash out and my 3 year old followed him and I told him to go back in because he was naked. So he locked the door. I only had to yell for 10 minutes before he opened the door.

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FreebirdIII 1

Or, call a lock smith, or someone else with a key. Perhaps the fire department since there is a child locked inside, or the police for unsupervised child, or child protective services for being stupid and locking the handle behind you when you walked outside without your keys.

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GoArmy6624 7

paranormal activity 2

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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Today, my dumb ass mother locked herself outside. I woke from a very good nap to her banging on the windows like a lunatic. FML.

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JoshpointO 0

sounds too much like the scene off paranormal activity 2

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theUBERcomment 1

IF YOU CAN SUBMIT AN FML, YOU CAN CALL YOUR OWN FING HOME. (winning)

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sincerely331 0

YDI for saying "outdoors"

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