By gottapee - 26/04/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.

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CockRocket 0

He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.

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nixom1334 6

So? you open the door, lock it, step outside while it's windy and the door closes locked. hmmm, and you where suprised of this outcome?

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

The door may have already been locked and the OP may not have thought about it. There are some door locks that will still open from the inside even if it's locked to the people outside.

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sincerely331 0

Its called a slam lock..dumbass. The wind is strong enough to shut a door, if you don't believe it, experiment one day..lock yourself out of your house like OP did.

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FunCheeze 0

and you happened to have time to write an FML?

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marissakmnn 0

Why was it locked? I would have kept it unlocked while I was out for a moment. But that's just me I guess...

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greed_is_good 0

the same thing happened to my mum when I was a baby. my bro had to squeeze through iron grates in the window to unlock the door

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nonymous1998 0

If you're locked outside without expecting to be out there, why the hell do you have a laptop with you?? What, do you keep it on the front lawn??

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Perhaps they didn't use a laptop. Perhaps they used an ipod touch.

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Lamborghiniii 2

quoting Nonymous1998. If you're locked outside without expecting to be out there, why the hell do you have a laptop with you?? What, do you keep it on the front lawn?? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that's EXACTLY what i was thinking ! also.. you lock yourself outside your house and the first thing you do is write about it on FML?? how much of a nolifer are you? + nolifer points for claming to have a laptop with you in the event of such an unexpected thing happening.

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itsmisskay 2

If you've spent the last two hours banging on the door then how did you write this FML?? If you had a phone then you coukdve called the house phone which mat be wouldve woken him up? Idk

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sportsphotogirl 0

at least he us a sound sleeper

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sillycp99 0

so of course the immediate first reaction is to go on FML. makes sense.

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