By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 21:46 - United States - Kingman

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML
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pinkcrayola 0

Keep applying and don't give up. If your standards are too high lower them. If all else fails, work at a grocery store; they take pretty much everybody. But also try to get an education so you can get a better job down the road.

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rubberduckie94 13

De pooping shrimp? Sounds like you are a hard worker willing to do anything to make your money. People should be glad to have you. You will find a job soon.

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MrGroovy28 7

Dude the economy blows but you certainly have potential opportunities. Typically I would never suggest someone to settle for less, however, having any time of job for some people is better than nothing. You can gradually grow your resume and capabilities. OP, if you want to message me - I have resources in HR throughout the US. I will try I help everyone I can

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edgardallas5151 1

The black line in shrimp is not poop it's sand

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Dilwann 27

Making it poop. Because from your point of view, the black stuff that's inside my body isn't poop either, it's french fries and salad and bread...

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blackmauser95 3

The proper verb is de-turd, haven't you ever seen tommy boy

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TechnoStew 21

Be an intern, do some volunteer work, and save a kitten! Recruiters love those three things!

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hoosiergirl94 31

It's called de-veining

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rinzlerkitty94 31

The technical term, as I'm sure you know, is de-veining. Sounds much less vomit-inducing.

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