Work: Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 21:46 - United States - Kingman

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 12:00 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I realized i'm practically incapable of actually getting a job. I'm 19 years-old, with no workforce experience, I frequently apply to jobs and regularly follow up with them on a consistent basis, yet they still ghost or reject me outright. These are minimum wage, starter-level jobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 02:19 - Reserved

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

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pinkcrayola 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 1:58

Keep applying and don't give up. If your standards are too high lower them. If all else fails, work at a grocery store; they take pretty much everybody. But also try to get an education so you can get a better job down the road.

rubberduckie94 13

Saturday 24 March 2012 2:03

De pooping shrimp? Sounds like you are a hard worker willing to do anything to make your money. People should be glad to have you. You will find a job soon.

Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 24 March 2012 17:44

That's one of the sucky things about jobs today. You try to get a decent job but they want experience. How do they expect you to GET experience if no one will hire you? It's ridiculous...

bearsy 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 18:55

Im sorry I just had to laugh at the shrimp part.

pagullarka 9

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:21

What, did I just hear somebody said "stay in school" :) but I wish you luck

shaka_Z_0929007 10

Sunday 25 March 2012 0:23

Dude just go to one of those websites that pay you for your opinion or something like that. I heard that they pay you a bunch of cash.

madlaprade 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:40

The military is handing out free jobs. So get off your ass and go do something meaningful for your country

granolabutt8 7

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:40

I have some experience and I still can't get a job. It's tough out there, dude. I live in a ski resort town and we have had minimal snow this year so the job market is pretty much nonexistant. Even when the season is good job hunting still sucks. I suggest building up a tutoring and/or babysitting profile. There are websites that help you do so and connect you with parents that can hire you. I've gotten a few jobs through them. Best we can do right now. Hang in there!