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By toe - 03/02/2015 03:14 - United States - Sullivan

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

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Sorry Mr Nibbles

By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By queenbee - 14/06/2015 13:31 - United States - Media

Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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Stop! Hammertime!

By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 00:00

Today, my husband picked up and threw a hammer which smashed a hole in the plastic side of the conservatory, that daylight and rain can now get through, all because he “thought” he saw a mouse, which turned out to be one of my fluffy slippers half hidden under a chair. FML

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By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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skippydoda 32

Tuesday 3 February 2015 11:32

Why don't you just buy your own damn slippers? YDI for being a cheap thief.

Coachjoost79 14

Tuesday 3 February 2015 11:28

serves you right!

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Keiajacole 16

Tuesday 3 February 2015 13:58

Lmao

vlalam 24

Tuesday 3 February 2015 14:17

siblings love.. u can't get enough of it..lol

stieglar 17

Tuesday 3 February 2015 14:57

Kudos to your brother. You won't ever do it again!

keeks46 12

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:11

Maybe you should buy your one slippers, asshole.

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:17

"Today, I stole my–" YDI.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:46

How about you get your own slippers?

djurmel89 30

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:51

cruel but funny. you deserve this!

finalyearsofhate 22

Tuesday 3 February 2015 16:08

Looks like it's finally time to cough up a few bucks to get your own pair. You'll definitely need them with your sore toes.

weaponofchoice6 11

Tuesday 3 February 2015 16:13

get your own. YDI

thatonetribute 31

Tuesday 3 February 2015 16:28

You deserve it for not asking to borrow stuff.

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Mr Nibbles

It's called fashion Susan, look it up

Stop! Hammertime!

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