By all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding

Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
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nattlecakes 19

Hope you were in a safe place like home where you could avoid embarrassment and wash off quickly. It must have been a pain to clean up though. FYL

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booze_n_bitches 37

Runny nose and runny bum. Make sure you have some nice reading material in the bathroom and set up camp for the evening. Top tip: Save using extra tissue by wiping your nose then wiping your bum! Don't get mixed up!

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PencilTips 19

You can't really get rid of the runs through one sitting. Usually a few days are required for it to go away. Also, drinking Seven Up helps a lot in this situation. OP should probably control his sneezing, and he'll be fine.

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booze_n_bitches 37

Don't be daft what about all these "24 hour bugs" for food poisoning? Lots of diarrhoea-inducing gastroenteritis is self limiting and goes in a day. Maybe you're just unlucky when you get the *****.

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UhHuhHoney 20

That's the worst! Take some pepto, hope you're feeling better OP!!

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pandemonium307 10

Don't trust a cough, sneeze or fart when you have the runs...

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txtspy 4

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andrmac 25

Imodium AD is your friend it stops the tide and makes you pass out from being dizzy. Pedialyte will replenish your electrolytes not just for babies. I recommend grape flavor. After all is said and done you may need to force yourself to eat something if your stomach is bothering you ginger ale or 7up and saltines will calm it, but eating a real meal will make you feel human again.

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CaptMacLeod 45

"Just a lot worse." Not only do I feel totally for your F'ed life, but I must compliment you for a brilliant turn of phrase. Everyone has their concept of how they think something would feel. In four words, you push this beyond the (already un)comfort zone. Bravo. Feel better!

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Awgie 7

I feel for you this happened to me but I was violently throwing up as well

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guttedbrit 26

ooh heck. I sincerely hope you were at home when this happened. get better soon, OP!

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