By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
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karinabeby 0

sorry bout that bro.

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Livinia 11

Whack her in the face with the roses.

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starile 19

Yeah! Ex-boyfriend will hate rose-face! What with all them thorny cuts and scrapes..

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BaconDave 12

Whack her in the face with your wiener! Oh wait that's illegal... yeah roses are fine...

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GreenMaze 0

did you atleast took the roses back?

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ninjacutie 6

not to be like a spelling/grammar nazi but I believe it's "did you at least take the roses back" sorry I know I shouldn't correct people… maybe I'm OCD?

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GreenMaze 0

^^ I am sorry for the wrong grammar. English is actually my second language. I came from a country where they don't really teach you proper English. Its only been just a year since I migrated to US, so please consider yourself forgiven about your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' and I hope others will understand about my grammar. Thank you.

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TheNewGuy03 28

^ you're pretty good for a person who has learned english as a second language. some people who have english as their first language can't seem to grasp even the fundamentals. i think that, in some respects, you're better off than half of america. |the kid|

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ariannaimelda 7

Ouch my friend. Give her the roses anyway and let the thorns do their job

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zeroxbitch 0

look at the bright side now there's lots more fish in the sea to fish for...

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starile 19

But fishing is so haaaaarrrrddddd....

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hellokat1 0

Yea, what if you get a hook in your toe?

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SamanthaTorre13 0

your girlfriends a bitch

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MurphyS94 4

Aww... all the good guys seem to get screwed over :/ poor OP.

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dancebabe34 0

that's like all the nice girls (me) get screwed over aswell...

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tony1234 0

that's right 18 I'm one of those guys to but I keep my head up

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OceanProtection 0

I got called controlling by my ex and she dumped my ass on valentines day. :l Anybody who knows me, knows I basically don't give a rats ass about anything but work, football, and my friends... /shrug

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dancebabe34 0

awe I'm sorry to hear that!! but it's a good thing you keep your head up cause that's all you can really do right?

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ErinAriel 0

you deserve better!

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jazziness 12

She doesn't deserve you!

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

smack the bitch

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MrXerxes5 6

Next surprise: Your parents bumping uglies with the neighbors. After that you win a cat.

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mintcar 9

I'll take the roses. :) Sorry to hear that OP. :(

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