Transportation: Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of...

By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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You deserved it 6 618

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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You deserved it 5 120

WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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You deserved it 648

Save the doggo

By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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You deserved it 5 959

No turkey for you

By Anonymous - 30/11/2024 10:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, I was on my way to a Thanksgiving dinner, with my dog in her seat in the front of my car. On the entrance ramp to the highway, my rear wheels spun to the left, and then my car spun completely around and hit the guardrail. My car is totaled. I'm broke, but at least my dog wasn't hurt. FML

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You deserved it 136

Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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You deserved it 449

Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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You deserved it 44 706

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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You deserved it 8 482

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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You deserved it 10 289

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 311

By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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You deserved it 51 893

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:07

You're a good person. At least it's summer. It would suck to have a cracked window in winter.

iLIAMMM 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:06

At least he didn't bite the shit out of you...

Comments

ManicGypsy 22

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:18

The dog was mad at you for foiling his suicide attempt!

rekabdarb 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:19

yeah legally your not supposed to serve

eddy7 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:24

this is like the 3rd one i read of these...

BikerMike 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:27

hit the ******* dog - the owner should have kept it on a leash

MadeOfAwesome 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:28

Well, no shit he growled, you almost ran him over!!

Theguybehindyou 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:29

1. If a dog runs in front of your car, you step on the brakes. 2. It's an FML for the dog. 3. The only part that will make us press the FYL button, is the damages. 4. YDI the dog growling at you.

dandymidori 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:07

This is a very good list to consider (:

polico_wolf 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:49

"today, I nearly died but the car damaged itself to save my life. FML" HOW IS IT A FML FOR THE DOG?!?!?!?!?!?!

f_me247 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:36

i would have just killed the dog and drived away.

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:45

I would hope that you "would have drived away" to a remedial English class. And #24 FTW.

Clairina 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:41

life comes at you fast

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 22:41

YDI. I know you learned in drivers' ed not to swerve. You don't risk your (or anothers) life because you want to spare an animal. Emergency brake for the win!