By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

You're a good person. At least it's summer. It would suck to have a cracked window in winter.

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iLIAMMM 0

At least he didn't bite the shit out of you...

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

and as for people saying atleast you dont have a cracked window in winter she lives in georgia its down south it dosent get that ******* cold at all ******* low tempature there i o degrees celsius in ******* canada we get -30 celsius all the time with windchill down to ******* -40 or 50 thats when your window cant be broken we get 0 degrees celsius in winter were ******* happy cause its so warm you get 0 celsius you bitch **** you u.s.a your all pansy ass mofo's and barrack obama is racist he's 50% white 50% black not one or the other but hes like white people are racist when he's clearly saying black is better by call himself black u.s.a is fucktarded burn in hell u.s.a

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CheshireHalli 19

...Your post made no sense at all... O.o

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DarkestSonata 0

@42 Wow, just wow. Your post was... interesting. It was sort of like an episode of Family Guy. The beginning had absolutely nothing to do with the ending, and the middle was just a bunch of random shit thrown in. Congratulations on failing miserably at whatever it was that you were attempting to say, Douchebag

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mangotreats 2

I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks #42. I don't care if you were trying to be a troll; your post really tickled my funny bone for some reason. ::in stitches::

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kmccain 27

Yes, but then you cry and whine when it gets over a hundred degrees farenheit. So who's the pansy now?

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catatonicsleep 17

You probably just scared the dog, my dog growls at things that scare him.

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shaniqualee 2

Yeah, you're not supposed to swerve to get out of the way of small animals because of things like that, a dog probably wouldn't kill you if it flipped up onto your windshield so, I would've just ran it down, stepped out of the car, looked down at it's mangled, possibly barely living corpse and said in a raspy voice, "It's a dog-eat-dog world, bitch." And then walked away with the song Big Pimpin' playing in the background.

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kusiobache 0

why is it that once someone says an FMl that is new-ish, it becomes like a theme?

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aback 4

I agree with you. Next time, if there's no safe way to dodge it, just hit the ******* thing. It's not worth your life or anyone else's life.

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Mosswine 2

YDI cause your boobs **** cockroaches at night and you lick pizza in front of your horny boyfriend who can't get any except from you dad with an elephant **** stuck in his ass.

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bob1233 0

LOL. but seriously dude, what the hell?

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Nightfallz 0

ydi. you would save the dog at the expense of hundreds of dollars of damage to your car? if that happened to me that dog is going down

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cucuto89 0

quote for ******* truth, unless its a human being in the road, I'm not going to put my life at risk to avoid it.

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ayashe 2

I think that's not too bad considering you saved an animals life, though then coming on here to complain about it shows what kind of person you really are. So many evil little psychopaths commenting here again... they always come out for the animal ones.

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