Miscellaneous: Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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You deserved it 3 271

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 22:00

Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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By tommy - 06/06/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML

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Lost

By Sam - 17/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML

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You deserved it 80

By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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Leave me alone

By LFE - 16/10/2013 04:40 - United States - Liberty Hill

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

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You deserved it 45 445

By ticketed - 28/08/2012 16:04 - United States - Bronx

Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

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CharlotteRx 4

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:17

Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog. : )

martic835 2

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:23

Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.

Comments

milf20 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:57

that's depressing... I'll be you're friend!

luciachan 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:40

you should made some numbers up so you didnt look like a total fail lol

yeew 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:46

your a ******* loser mate

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 2:36

So make one of the 5 a VoIP service, and make all your calls for free.

furb82 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:25

roflmboooooo that's ok you will get some friends

westvangurl 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:26

I felt the same way with my5

jayseangirl 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 6:28

oof no life :/

dugumit 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 8:45

well now u can call unlimited to anyone with that carrier and you can text unlimited for an additional fee. you would pay the same as the 5 people plan.