By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML
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CharlotteRx 4

Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog. : )

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martic835 2

Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.

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Turbolag25 7

Oh come on, I could think of almost 8 girls off the top of my head including all my other friends.

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snafu57 1

I'll be glad to be one of your 5. Just call me. my number's in the book. oh, my name? that's in the book too.

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Hiropon 0

Make some friends, hun. I promise it'll really help later on~... ._.

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Hiropon 0

That goes for the trolls on FML, too. (:

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ensemble_coeur 0

holy shit, then go make some friends and stop complaining!

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burningpassion 3

oooh what phone company is that? i want it!!!

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ct08 0

mamas boy, that's why you have no friends.

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iBramoh 0

being alone is the best thing someday you'll miss it .

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treylynne 0

ahaha... I don't even have a that plan for a celly phone. but I already got my five ppls I would pick.

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