Miscellaneous: Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 090

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I received my new cell phone and activated my account. As part of the package, I get to choose five numbers that I can call without using any minutes. I could still only think of three numbers I call regularly: my parent's house, my mom's cell and my ex's cell. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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You deserved it 123

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 264

By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 222

You deserved it 3 270

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 22:00

Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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You deserved it 2 356

By tommy - 06/06/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML

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You deserved it 8 345

By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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You deserved it 7 547

Leave me alone

By LFE - 16/10/2013 04:40 - United States - Liberty Hill

Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

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You deserved it 45 444

By ticketed - 28/08/2012 16:04 - United States - Bronx

Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

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You deserved it 36 649

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 218

You deserved it 12 538

CharlotteRx 4

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:17

Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog. : )

martic835 2

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:23

Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.

Comments

jron222 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:57

this just means you suck at life

jessica4456 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:58

awwww u don't have any friends?poor baby

harrypotterfan12 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:26

lol 117. and thanks to the people who backed me up like: #65 and #67. shame on u #60 and #62

JasJR23 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:08

tmobileee

Menick47 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:27

Wow. I'm lost for words. Your a grown man from the sounds of it the only person you txt on a regular basis is your mom?! I can name 10 people of the top of my head and I'm 13!! Dude! Get a life!

Splayd 10

Sunday 25 September 2011 2:58

Being thirteen means your opinion doesn't count, because you will befriend any person who is "cool" enough, and you will do it with reckless abandon. Since when, incidentally, does having many friends mean that you have a "life"? Your friends are probably all backstabbers, passive or losers, anyway. Such is life.