By lolwut - 15/01/2012 18:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 602
You deserved it 13 855

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!

Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/

Comments

JadeWalker 14

thats why each pack/box comes with instructions. fyl

charlieskiki 0

That seems kind of strange to me...sorry?

Maybe you should put on some slow saxophone music to help ease the process

It's never easy the first time, you probably don't have the angle just right. Just try again and dont joke about rape anymore and you should be alright.

SpeechQween94 14

I feel for you. I don't wear tampons for that reason alone.

Start with a glass of wine and some relaxing music. Allow yourself to relax. As with anything that can cause you to be anxious. Relax first then complete task. Good luck

Colbertrox811 5
symotomsofhope 5

I'm not being mean, but some girls have to use lube the first few times trying.

I bet you wouldn't know what it feels like to be raped..