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By lolwut - 15/01/2012 18:17 - United States

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Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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22jrdn55 15

"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!

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efemel94 7

Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/

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JadeWalker 14

thats why each pack/box comes with instructions. fyl

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charlieskiki 0

That seems kind of strange to me...sorry?

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chrispasta 3

Maybe you should put on some slow saxophone music to help ease the process

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sarahmaybell_21 0

It's never easy the first time, you probably don't have the angle just right. Just try again and dont joke about rape anymore and you should be alright.

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SpeechQween94 14

I feel for you. I don't wear tampons for that reason alone.

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Hache_fml 0

Start with a glass of wine and some relaxing music. Allow yourself to relax. As with anything that can cause you to be anxious. Relax first then complete task. Good luck

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Colbertrox811 5

It's not that bad....,

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symotomsofhope 5

I'm not being mean, but some girls have to use lube the first few times trying.

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Pebbles1290 8

I bet you wouldn't know what it feels like to be raped..

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