By Vitriol - 15/01/2012 18:14 - France

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
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hero93 6

it took me 10 minutes to understand what OP was trying to say. and then when I understood I was like why is this on here ?

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.

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Actriz 2

how does that even happen? does her alarm sound like someone snoring?

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

If i were you I would "confuse" her face with a sandwich But that's just me :3

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

#1 It's a little thing called a mistake. Something that is made everyday, and your's, my friend, is the comment you have posted.

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datguyuno 5

What's up with all these first world problem FMLs?

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ingernh 4

You must make very weird sounds in your sleep...

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jDCrackpot 7

I can't stop imagining that OP's head is the shape of optimus primes...

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K_kanaka 26

Well that's one way to wake up in the morning

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Well, she was sleeping. I doubt she was aware of what she was doing.

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Pelreskovich 11

Your girlfriend thinks you're a blockhead.

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