By alex327 - 29/10/2015 03:32 - United States - Dayton

Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
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Tripartita 44

Future employers be warned: this girl does /not/ like getting payed.

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soldier084 11

next time just call her by her name instead of coming up from behind and touching her.

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HotFrosty 14

Always love your family... Just do it from a safe distance.

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ThePaperDragon 31

Maybe you can keep the ten dollars as a consolation prize for her breaking your nose!

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The_Avatar 22

Totally agree! After all that, the 10 bucks should be his

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Mr_Guy_Dude 17

The medical bills probably costed more than $10.

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GoIncognito 6

i thought this was goin on some incest shit when i read "Today, i tapped my sister" thank god i read further

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Richard6036 13

Her self-control would go along way in the real world, in the real world that's called assault.

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Mirsen1727 12

Whoa! I hope you didn't give her the $10. She now owes you thousands more in medical bills.

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alex327 17

Normally I would have called her name but she had her headphones in and was listening to music. But on the bright side, I got to keep the $10 lol.

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