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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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JustinKirby 20

Thursday 24 October 2013 18:55

Excuse my French sir, but she sounds like a bitch

uglyvioletloser 7

Thursday 24 October 2013 18:55

That is just plain atrocious. I wonder why she didn't break up with you in English though.

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Justincolon22 15

Thursday 24 October 2013 19:42

**** that bitch

Silvinomiae 20

Thursday 24 October 2013 19:49

Not any more

Enslaved 36

Thursday 24 October 2013 20:18

He can still drop his pants and tell her to kiss his *oui-oui. :P

tj4234 35

Thursday 24 October 2013 20:04

Forget about it OP. I've had something similar happen. Just move on.

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Thursday 24 October 2013 20:28

Argue with her in French our tell her she smells like a French harlot

Uri69 10

Thursday 24 October 2013 20:30

Ouch..that's flagrant.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 24 October 2013 21:11

Ask her if you can draw her like one of your French girls!

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 25 October 2013 1:52

Don't worry OP, your heart will go on.

awilliams44 9

Thursday 24 October 2013 21:16

You taught her how to break up in French? O.o

Markus12 8

Thursday 24 October 2013 21:43

And this never happend.

MaySFML 4

Thursday 24 October 2013 21:44

Well, least you can say you got dumped in French.

massamoto 5

Thursday 24 October 2013 21:50

Zut alors!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 24 October 2013 22:47

Learning a foreign language can be dangerous...French is lovely but this time it turned...

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