By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
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JustinKirby 20

Excuse my French sir, but she sounds like a bitch

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uglyvioletloser 7

That is just plain atrocious. I wonder why she didn't break up with you in English though.

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LunaKitsune 19

what words did you teach her and how did you not know if you toled her thos words?

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LowExpectations 30

I gather she used OP to learn French and broke things off with him once his purpose was served.

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thatonegirlnic 10

The first words I would teach my significant other would obviously be how to break up with me. That's just common sense

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OzzMonster 10

So you are single and you speak French? I can see why you are upset now. Women sure do hate men with French accents

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TaiReiSi 12

That's when you say "i'm sorry, my french is bad, but did you say let's ****?"

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Enslaved 36

Aweee-- you were probably hoping she'd say: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir". "C'est La Vie"

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olpally 32

English ************, do you speak it? Lol. What a stupid way to break up with someone.

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Chewiebhz 15

Je suis celibate de nouvo?

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romanhoe 6

hilarious and pathetic at the same time

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ThorPowaa 19

French is so romantic, she should have used German.

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