By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 01:03 - France

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
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thehelenlouiseee 5

f their lives ;) I went to school with a Harriet potter and that was kinda bad

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muhaidib 2

lol, I know a guy from the Philippines who named his new baby "Shaqira"... why? because he likes Shaquille O'Neal and Shakira... it's a boy

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newbs 0

You're such a n00b. They give themselves English names. Parents don't have much to do with it. Don't be dumb. This is not an FML. Other people's problems don't FML, and they don't yours either unless they're family.

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MAGNAVOX 0

Boring booms and movies !

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KoalaBear10 7

Yeah, those "booms" can sure be annoying sometimes :p

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dementxrs 12

what are you saying harry potter is the shit

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tony1522 0

at least they weren't jack and mehofe lol

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bikermo 0

#24- i had a high school classmate whose mother's name was jackie. their last name was knoff (silent K). i always love to share that. =) and we had a classmate, val, who married into the last name ubl.

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sectator 0

It's I HAVE two new students etcetera, not I GOT two new students etcetera. Nice job English teacher.

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Gloritank 8

He GOT two new students in his class meaning they just came. Have is present tense if used like how you suggested, he was going for past tense jackass.

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Niaa_fml 0

If you're planning on writing "etc." in its full form, then it's et cetera, not etcetera.

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GavinRoskamp 0

And I thought I was a strict grammar policeman...

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txgirl2013 14

she actually GOT the students because she didn't have them before........

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j0emo 4

Actually no, it is GOT since it happened in the past.

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mollyjynxjax 28

No, OP GOT as in received. If you're going to be a grammar Nazi, at least do it correctly.

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