Sex and Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in...

By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

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By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

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Sexy talk

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML

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So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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Do me

By noneofthesex - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML

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By okay._. - 01/11/2012 07:54 - United States - Marysville

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML

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latuka 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:03

OUCH.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:08

So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to ****** at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (**** my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

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snowblazer12 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:09

lol i know how that guy feels i had this girlfriend who would only see me or talk to me just to get **** now this was good for a while but i like her a lot and have known for 4 years and i wanted more than just mindless ******* there were times where i just looked at her text's and felt like a boy toy

Brentos 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:53

Haha, a man that know what he wants. You have to respect someone like that. I, on the other hand, am completely pussy whipped and would have like flash-ran to your house haha

RedWingsLover 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:05

i aM SO SO VERY SORRY

flykhicks007 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:52

burn

kimmaye 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:56

lol did you? and that sux most the guys i date are ALWAYS in the mood FYL

_musical_addict_ 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:40

ahahaha I'm a girl and I find this hilarious. Omg you are such a whiny little bitch. Just because he refused one time to have sex means that he's a bad boyfriend and a dick? And that you can complain about it? Urgh, I mean yes granted we don't know all the circumstances, but with what we have given, this is not really an FML. The guy wasn't in the mood I'm sure you've done the same. Plus, reading what the text says, it doesn't really sounds like he was a dick about it or anything This isnt FYL or YDI. This is why FML NEEDS A "SO WHAT?" button The people who run this site should consider that idea....