By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

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Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
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Jimboom 11

So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to ****** at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (**** my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

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MCart_fml 0

OP and #32 you both need new boyfriends. The biggest problem with sex is that people who like sex constantly get together with people who don't. Maybe we should all start walking around with sexual appetite and taste cards so we can compare notes when we meet someone new we're interested in..

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firstnlast77 0

@14 it's hard to believe they been dating for half a year and he just now come out the closet to poster: lol REJECTED

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mtreece 0

you guys haven't even had sex yet get over yourself

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gusrick 20

What a dork! Next time he ask for it you should tell him "Screw a pie, I'm tired. Love Ya ;)"

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Kellayy 0

#11 and that's why you're single :P Bah you just caught him at a bad time, you should know the scheduale of sleep :P

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lalalie90 0

my boyfriend says that too. You should know my the oxox that he's joking(:

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drpepper000 0

What, you want him to drop whatever he's doing and come over to you just because you're horny? That's absurd.

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derfboy23 0

Unless you go over to his place every time he wants to get some you should expect him to tell you no every once in a while. I hate it how some girls think only they can decide when to have or not have sex

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lovemelucky 0

I'm sorry, but I laughed at his line. That's not FML worthy, that's just a tired boyfriend who wants his sleep.

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