By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

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Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
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Jimboom 11

So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to ****** at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (**** my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

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lost_romance 0

Is the guy so lazy that he doesn't even want to have sex? That's kinda showing that he ain't into ya anymore.

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superfast19 0

hahaha!- hes wack tho if he doesnt want to have sex with you..... whatev's it could be better anyway cause if you ********** u alone know the best spots XD

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diskdude13 0

Well he probaly just came and wasn't in the mood so yeah. Also he said he was tired and about to go to bed so give the guy a break.

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awesome576 0

that must have sucked

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ClaireBear16757 0

hhaaha lol

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chrism8188 0

wow chick have worse and more rude ways of doin this, we need our sleep sometimes

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