By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

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Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
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Jimboom 11

So he couldn't be arsed to have phone sex? So what? Usually it takes a long time and the guy could have brought himself to ****** at least twice by the time the dirty talk turns the women on enough to climax. I see no FML here. More like FMF (**** my fingers). Buy a vibrator. On a side note it's really his loss. Phone sex can be very hot. :)

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DoubleOBond 0

bf is funny, your life doesn't suck...get over it...everyone has hard days at work, life, etc

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nicanatasha 0

haha. not really a FML..but dang. cause if i texted that to my bf, he would be right outside.

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rachybaby614 0

haha. my one ex said almost the same exact thing to me

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aliabbiss 0

maybe he's not on the mood. **** u. y r u so selfish. u get pissed at him for being tired. I would tell u to go **** urself but it looks like u already did. o yeah btw **** u.

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pete_skates_well 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA some one from Montreal 0.o

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zuper_duper 0

Your boyfriend is a dumbass. No offense, but which heterosexual man would NOT take the chance of having sex with his girlfriend (besides this dude)? Saying he's too tired to give sweet-loving is bull.

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bamdigity 0

that is hilarious haha. i mean so what,damn he prolly tired. it aint like he jus said no bitch. i mean he did put hugs and kisses and everything ha. i dont know this dude but i automatically love him ahhaaha.

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