Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got... - FML

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

I agree, your life sucks 552

You deserved it 43

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Top comments

circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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Heatstreak 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:30

they messed up bad atleast he was truthful

tamalama 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 12:59

thruthful, AFTER she got preggers.

Me_You_Us 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:35

Bad timing

stfuxxn00b 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:39

Wow. Some people are just so messed up & reckless & heartless & dispicable. I'm sorry. xT Yeah, & word to #38. He's not ALL that bad. Truthfullness is something.

Tyriel 3

Friday 1 May 2015 14:51

yep he is truthful....just means when he sleeps around again he will tell her and she will regret not getting rid of him. Truth and Honor not Truth and Deceit.

basketball03 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 22:17

omg nice friend. they should be disowned tht would be the worst

topthrill2 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:30

bummer

walkejer 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:43

i woulda said "funny story, your best friend got me pregnant too." haha

louyfi85 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:50

Was he joking or not?

kprando25 8

Saturday 21 April 2012 4:45

No. Read the FML again.

alyson2356 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:19

welll,,... did they **** before you guys were going out?

mama_mary 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 19:41

well same thing happened to me. and now he is my ex.

mandumonfire 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:19

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god this is too funny to be true, you cannot be serious about this, you're a genius. I could never in my life come up with a situation so funny

kirb_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:40

haha agreed #8...and #35, definitely seriously tho, it sounds like someone immature got ahold of his phone and was trying to be funny

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