Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

Heres what you do......well your a girl so it's ok. You listen to "before he cheats" follow all those steps. Then, you go kick that friends ass. You go and just slap her. Then find yourself a real man.

Foxiii 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:34

Never talk to them again! Thats sick!

profoundkisses 18

Monday 30 January 2012 8:52

That's so cliché

faygokid 0

Monday 6 February 2012 14:53

oww knock at his door nail him in the balls when he ask why say "You know why"

Me_You_Us 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:31

Go take care of children from 2 women asshole.. His life would be ******

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Today, my ex-girlfriend from several years ago texted me. We were having a pleasant conversation until she asked me to give advice. Apparently, her current boyfriend is incapable of talking dirty, fingering, and other sexual aspects. She asked me to give him advice and pointers. FML

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You deserved it 1 196

Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

I agree, your life sucks 529

You deserved it 146

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Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 363

You deserved it 8 482

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 957

You deserved it 437

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

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You deserved it 5 783

Today, I thought I'd found the perfect parking spot at work for once. Turns out, it was actually perfect for the parade that was scheduled for later in the day. My car got towed to make way for marching bands and floats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 303

You deserved it 378

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 839

You deserved it 3 553

Today, I went up to a random stranger and said, "Hey, you don't know me, but I know you're about to make a huge mistake!" for a prank video. She had a massive meltdown and screamed at me. The police came. FML

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You deserved it 2 075