Health: Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital.... - FML

By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 22:00

Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML

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By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 22:33 - United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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By crippy - 26/06/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are!" and laughed hysterically. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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#worthit

By Michelle Jade - 05/09/2018 22:00

Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML

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By notwasted39 - 13/07/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was walking to my mailbox when I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said, "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9 a.m.?" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I'm still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML

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kiran_fml 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 16:07

What a horrible mother.

zingline89 18

Tuesday 6 March 2012 16:25

Roll home?

Comments

Heliol 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:15

Well how far from the hospital do you live? Your mom may be like mine and not realize that it's not a great time to exercise when you have a cast on your foot. If you live a block or two away she probably is unable to comprehend that things change when you have a cast on.

Kevin_Dwayne 6

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:27

damn that's hardcore

PrincessPEACHk 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 20:48

Poor you

reckhello12 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:47

your mom is a bitch

Khfan12 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:02

That is seriously not right. -.-

angelofsaturn 23

Monday 14 May 2012 2:19

Just remind her of this day when she needs help in the future. Also warn her about falling houses.

Lichinamo 33

Thursday 17 May 2012 0:34

Your mother should not have called you fat. Whether someone is fat or not, it's offensive. I know rather skinny people(hint hint:me) who feel fat so many times and take it offensively, even as a joke. I would have said right away, "I'm sorry, but I'm twenty minutes away by car and have a cast on my foot. How about we rethink that comment, Mother?"

jrok98 8

Sunday 9 June 2013 21:14

Qowo

Magical_Guava 6

Tuesday 19 November 2013 5:56

Did you breaks your foot reaching for a doughnut or are you skinny? (It doesn't rally matter to me but I'm not trying to be rude. )

taragis 7

Wednesday 25 November 2015 10:41

what, you didn't tell her that?

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