Love: Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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No, just no

By misterhippo - 22/04/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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Libbyy 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:05

ouch what a bitch

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:48

that's when you grab your phone, and pretend to take a call, then walk by her, telling your "friend on the phone" that you did the dare, but that the fat bitch's phone was disconnected. then make a comment about her being poor and keep walking.

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soggysandwich 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:16

not going to lie this is kind of your fault. by constantly texting her it makes you seem needed and desperate. this is a MAJOR turn off for girls.

sofarsogood 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:18

i mean maybe she texted him from a friends phone saying it was the wrong number... either way you were prob texting her too much - but rude of her to do anyway. she needs to man up and tell you to your face.

Misanthropist 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:20

Texting is annoying as hell anyway, YDI.

lolwutt 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:22

HI THIS IS MY PHONE AREA CODE WHO ARE YOU PLS~

cadenernest 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:22

Nah, you deserved that. Sorry, but as soon as you say "I kept texting..." I mean, she was getting annoyed. Think of it this way, guys ignore girls that get too clingy, girls get clever and write/give little messages that can be interpreted as "take a breather and back off".

aqmalone 21

Saturday 1 August 2015 15:21

Where does it say "I kept texting"? All it says is that he texted her.

Ox_Baker 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:25

Today, some little nerd has been stalking me. He's sent me dozens of text messages, and now he's following me around, eavesdropping on my conversations. FML.

evanwilliams 4

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:29

you live in texas

gabeepicfails 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:29

Not fml worthy at all yo . She was just teasing obviously .

Ashleeduhh 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:38

She sounds kinda mean. so i guess you are better off. by saying he was texting her a lot i believe he meant they were having a conversation. she seems rude. you can use an excuse like i have to go study or something. thats a nice way of ending a convo without having to be a jerk then talking about it to people.