Love: Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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No, just no

By misterhippo - 22/04/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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Libbyy 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:05

ouch what a bitch

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:48

that's when you grab your phone, and pretend to take a call, then walk by her, telling your "friend on the phone" that you did the dare, but that the fat bitch's phone was disconnected. then make a comment about her being poor and keep walking.

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rwarlol 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:31

sounds like you're a little needy and obsessive. to drchesler, op probably meant the day before. fml puts "today" before every post.

Jabulls 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:38

You suck laugh out loud.

podrummer9209 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:40

You probably should have known, whenever I get account status messages on my phone from Verizon, they come in under my own phone number. Also, you got pwnt.

37iza83th 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:49

you deserved that one.. dont be annoying and try to force a conversation with her, its a really good way to drive people away.... and dont eavesdrop either

augustsky 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:08

Why don't people realize it's a rule of FML to say "today" even if it didn't happen that day? FML won't accept the story if it doesn't begin with "Today," so relax people.

Aetius_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:36

The OP obviously wasn't going about this the right way, but I'm amazed at how many people think what the girl did was anything but passive aggressive and weak willed. Not interested in a guy? Say it. It's the easiest thing in the world, and shockingly enough, it *works*. Don't be a self centered coward who hopes "hints" will get done the job you're too afraid to do. The simplest, least painful, least awkward and most effective rejection I have ever received was a reply of "not really" to me asking a girl if she wanted to go out sometime. Less than thirty seconds from start to finish and the entire situation was resolved with no hurt feelings, no misunderstandings and no wasted time or effort.