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By lingadoo - 07/12/2012 05:46 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I thought I felt something itch my butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just my imagination, I did my business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML
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aloring 14

If I feel something on my butt I usually stand back up and look at it. Sure it could have been imagination but better safe than sorry..

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DocBastard 38

Now we know that cockroaches can survive a nuclear war AND the smell of your ass.

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Tonydtocce 3

I was on the toilet reading this and almost flipped put! Lol.

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showen_fml 4

How shit must your life be, living under a toilet seat. Poor roaches.

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batrob 7

On the plus side you don't have to call an exterminator to gas them

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User90210 5

Your a nasty bitch for not protecting yourself before sitting!

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KiddNYC1O 20

The roaches could also be a coincidence and the itch is probably because your butt is a little hairy and a little dirty!

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KM96 24

This is why a lot of people have a fear of public toilets ...

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tylermt1999 17

I am sitting on the toilet as I read this. I'm now very nervous.

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yoyodog27 5

I am reading this on my iPod. On the tolit.

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