By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple of quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 537
You deserved it 101 384

Same thing different taste

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tick_tock 0

Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

KEVINPASH 0

Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

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Wow, cops really have nothing better to do in your city.

RedJester23 6

hahahahaha now im gonna have fun with dollar coins :) FYL, not YDI that was hilarious

fakeeeeeeeeee my friend! defacing us currency is a bigger fine than just a "oh darn today sucked i got a ticket!"

dunno_me 0

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Aw, man. That would have been so funny! You kinda should have looked around to make sure no one was watching first, though. XD

Actually they cant fined you for defacing US Currency, it is when you deface it and try to use it as cash. Because once it is yours it's yours.

Good job! Find something better to do with your time....YDI!

Who cares if this is against the law? It's funny, and if the worst thing he's done is try to glue a couple quarters to the sidewalk, then he's doing okay.