By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to Super Glue a couple of quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 537
You deserved it 101 383

Same thing different taste

Top comments

tick_tock 0

Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

KEVINPASH 0

Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

Comments

eeee93757 0

I hit YDI the second I read "Today, I thought it would be a good idea to..." wow, you are a DUMB ASS...and like 93 said, why most people hate most Americans.

mfpeanuthead 0

Can't you do something better with your time??

ILoveJace01 0

Lol hilarious. That is hilarious.

firesaga500 0

YDI 1. Fail 2. There are so many other things you could do. 3. It's cruel to trick people like that, especially if they had a bad day.

tangello 0

this is why you glue and walk at the same time, while "accidently" dropping the glued ones when no one's looking lol

Okay, I ALWAYS give people the benefit of the doubt on this site, so when I say soemeone deserved something, they deserved it, and you definitely did. How bored are you that you decided THAT would be a good idea. Grow up and get a job. Act your age, not your shoe size.

mcsnelly 5

really, how old are you? grow up.

Defacing US certificates of debt is a crime?

Wow, cops really have nothing better to do in your city.