Transportation: Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired'... - FML

By t-dawg - 09/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

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By SSS - 14/02/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By pedestrian - 26/01/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 23:01 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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By ZINGER - 14/11/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

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By fullmoonfml - 12/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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Top comments

onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:58

What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!

FaperPairy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:51

Well, that was smart.

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FaperPairy 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:51

Well, that was smart.

VSOLORIO 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 7:26

sucks to be your friend

LegitDGK 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 19:18

r u a blonde?

itsxashhhxo 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:59

Today, my friend put a "Free if hot-wired" sign on my car. It worked. FML

owneditup 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 11:08

122 I hope you burn in hell, I no it was probably a joke but you need to make sure that know put a jk after it or sumthing

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 29 November 2010 1:39

@ #122: I wonder why this comment wasn't moderated...... :|

nom_nom_nom 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:52

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

020266t 5

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:54

there goes society...

spaerro 8

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:14

"Today, my so-called friend thought it would be funny to put a "Free if hot-wired" sign on my car. Whoever saw it took it seriously. FML"

callummm 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:54

**** their life :/

nom_nom_nom 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:54

hahhahaahah, funny, but stupid.

onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:58

What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!

The_Big_Mac 7

Thursday 20 May 2010 19:36

I was think the same thing. the op is a worthless hateful son of a bitch. assholes like him makes my job harder. I would see if the friend had anything I could use to charge him besides that.

itsmeyippie 0

Monday 23 May 2011 0:04

well OP probably would have paid for everything missing, Other than that only sentimental times and items in it would be lost

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 17 May 2014 7:31

"oh here, let me just buy you a new car..."

brinax0 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:58

If any of my friends did that they would have 2 pay up!!

24788 6

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:02

Wow, just wow. I'm amazed there's people out there dumber then me. YDI! I hope he makes you pay.

Overseer211 1

Friday 3 June 2011 5:04

than*

isallwaysme 27

Monday 3 December 2012 13:13

further proving the point

ohsoradx3 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:03

your an ass.

xXJMcDowellXx 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 12:48

You're*

xXJMcDowellXx 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 12:48

You're*

DrChrisOfWumbo 12

Sunday 15 May 2016 22:58

You're such a grammar nazi. Chill the **** out bro

cyxceven 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:08

If you were my friend, I'd put a "FREE ORGANS IF DRUNK" sign on your back and dump you in Mexico.

LilKonvicted 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:12

LOL thats kinda dumb =P

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