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By princev - 18/06/2011 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

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By N1ch0la1 - 08/08/2009 09:35 - South Africa

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

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You deserved it 2 976

By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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Poor little guy

By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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You deserved it 134

By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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You deserved it 838

By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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You deserved it 500

By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 550

By Travellingluck - 20/10/2017 16:12

Today, after a week of severe gastroenteritis that required a hospital stay, I was finally feeling well enough to go in the pool at our holiday resort. My fiance slipped on the edge of the pool and we're back in the hospital. Happy vacation! FML

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Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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Aaraeus 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:45

Catastrophic.

floiedy 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:47

You're an ass.

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DrummItUp 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:45

I feel bad for the cat.

AunteyN 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:07

..........Dumbass

hawtchick111 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:10

your an idiot. dumbass.

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:40

Well......did you learn sumthin??

LifeIsCruelFML 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:06

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMFG MADE MY DAY. thats one of the most hilarious FMLs ive read ROFLMAO. ahahaha ouch my stomache :(

shutupK 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:50

you dumb ****. I hope you die of cat scratch fever.

XXizzlerXX 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:09

cats hate water ! of course it would scratch you

bh173 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:03

LOL YDI. cats don't like water, idiot. hope it scars real nice.

SceneRaver 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:05

hahahah! your a ******* dumbass! XD

bryans1990 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 8:04

animal mistreatment. trait of a serial killer.

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Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML

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Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML

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Today, I’m eight months pregnant. My six-year-old son told me: "Mom, the baby farted in your belly". Why would he think that? "Well, because the smell comes out of your mouth!" FML

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Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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Same thing different taste

Poor little guy

Rescue cat

Relax

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