Intimacy: Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend,... - FML

By JefferyLillie - 07/01/2015 08:31 - United States - Fargo

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Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML

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JefferyLillie 16

Wednesday 7 January 2015 20:16

He and I both came from a bad back rounds. He turned some what out like his father. I've seen him him it women but never like beat them. We're as I turned out like my step dad.

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MrBoredomioo 18

Wednesday 7 January 2015 14:01

At least you cared about her

mamm_fml 14

Wednesday 7 January 2015 21:51

After a lot of bad grammar translation: OP and his flatmate both have abusive fathers. His flatmate, though not as bad as his father, has anger issues. He has, in the past, hit women although never truly injured them (side note: never okay to hit people you are in a relationship with, whether or not it qualifies as "beating"). OP, in contrast, turned out more like his step-father in temperament. Poor sentence composition aside, fantastic for you that you would step in and do something about that situation. Really awesome and brave of you.

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deloria_fml 22

Wednesday 7 January 2015 22:30

Clearly it's autocorrect. He and his flatmate both came from bad backgrounds; his flatemate turned out like his father, whereas the OP turned out like his stepfather. OP has seen his flatemate hit women before (individual punches) but never seen him beat them (multiple punches I'm guessing).

doctorhook86 24

Wednesday 7 January 2015 23:07

At first I was sorta suspicious of why the OP would immediately assume the guy was assaulting his girlfriend, but if that guy has a history of getting fisty, that makes a lot more sense. Thanks for the info, OP!

Parvati48 15

Wednesday 7 January 2015 23:09

Lol! Well at least you tried OP!

dylanhasemann 9

Thursday 8 January 2015 0:16

He was beating that pussy up!

GunSlinger69 19

Thursday 8 January 2015 2:44

Mind your own bushiness?

lovely_mess3 15

Sunday 18 January 2015 2:30

In most cases I would agree; however, knowing your flatmate has a history of violence towards women I think it's ok to step in.

abu4u 26

Thursday 8 January 2015 3:06

#78 you're the real MVP

thedailyworst 4

Thursday 8 January 2015 5:01

#86 getin fisty is not the....best....sounding phrase

everton99 16

Thursday 8 January 2015 5:03

Mmmm, fisty. Women love that.

melanie_c_g 13

Thursday 8 January 2015 6:59

at least you had good intentions

Enderkate4 20

Thursday 8 January 2015 7:14

If he'd kept to himself, that woman may have gotten hurt. Keeping to yourself is a horrid idea in that kind of situation.

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