Intimacy: Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend,... - FML

By JefferyLillie - 07/01/2015 08:31 - United States - Fargo

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Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML

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JefferyLillie 16

Wednesday 7 January 2015 20:16

He and I both came from a bad back rounds. He turned some what out like his father. I've seen him him it women but never like beat them. We're as I turned out like my step dad.

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MrBoredomioo 18

Wednesday 7 January 2015 14:01

At least you cared about her

mamm_fml 14

Wednesday 7 January 2015 21:51

After a lot of bad grammar translation: OP and his flatmate both have abusive fathers. His flatmate, though not as bad as his father, has anger issues. He has, in the past, hit women although never truly injured them (side note: never okay to hit people you are in a relationship with, whether or not it qualifies as "beating"). OP, in contrast, turned out more like his step-father in temperament. Poor sentence composition aside, fantastic for you that you would step in and do something about that situation. Really awesome and brave of you.

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confushon 12

Sunday 18 January 2015 12:25

Hahaha I would have asked for some assistance from your mouth!!

dragoongirl90 34

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:53

My ex-husband beat me constantly and some boyfriends since have too. Some people have seen and done nothing. Thank you for being brave enough to try, OP.

unicyclist52 7

Friday 27 March 2015 12:39

after you saw that you should have said player 3 has arrived

clumbsydouche 13

Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:30

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PioneeringSpace 9

Wednesday 25 May 2016 12:37

On the upside, that was really nice of you to be so concerned.

PandoraPeace 10

Wednesday 25 October 2017 23:32

Preventing sexual abuse is always worth the risk of an awkward situation

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