Health: Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though,... - FML

By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 02:01

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By MondayonaTuesday - 15/09/2017 20:00

Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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abalgatti 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:27

so you had time to reach for a bag, open it, puke in it, and stay out of a car accident? great party trick

Acousticpixie14 6

Wednesday 23 February 2011 14:46

Ouch, some moron managed to type out a "**** u." Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt. Oh no, what ever shall I do?

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skulluks 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 11:50

You should have swallowed it back down. It is good to recycle and makes a nice and fast breakfast with nutrition, it even comes with something to drink. Best of all, it's free and hot.

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Wednesday 23 February 2011 12:20

Only problems with that, is that it tastes disgusting, causes bad breath, and corrodes your teeth.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 23 February 2011 12:02

You could've pulled over somewhere and just let it spray out the window... That's what I've done in extreme cases...

socalsd 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 12:19

agree with #37

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 13:40

If you had time to get a bag to puke in, you had time to pull over. Instead you're an idiot driving with a bag over your face.

kimmis79 2

Wednesday 23 February 2011 13:43

how does one throw up whilst driving?!?! that takes skills. Bravo!!!!!

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Wednesday 23 February 2011 14:11

lmao that sux, ur cars going 2 smell horrible 4 a long time.

xrawritsashleyx 11

Wednesday 23 February 2011 14:25

to all the people who are wondering why she didnt pull over --- you know how fast throwing up can happen.. one minute your fine and the next minute youre puking your brains out and you had to friggin sprint to the bathroom. she might not have had the chance to pull over because she was all the way in the left lane maybe.. and she was just about to puke so she grabbed the closest bag to her instead of puking all over herself. unfortunately tho the bag had a hole.. but still. thats my conclusion.

techweed 12

Wednesday 23 February 2011 14:47

THATS WGAT SHE SAID

BAMF18 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 18:40

thats what you get for ordering a large #3 my friend.

utiguy916 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 22:21

this is so fake! ur lame!

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