Health: Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though,...

By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 02:01

Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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No exit! No choice!

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By MondayonaTuesday - 15/09/2017 20:00

Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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abalgatti 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:27

so you had time to reach for a bag, open it, puke in it, and stay out of a car accident? great party trick

Acousticpixie14 6

Wednesday 23 February 2011 14:46

Ouch, some moron managed to type out a "**** u." Oh dear, my feelings are so hurt. Oh no, what ever shall I do?

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eatlesschipmunks 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:31

YDI for not checking the bag

alexavb15 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 2:39

Why Didnt You Open Thee Window,?

ells55 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 3:02

oh gosh something similar occurred to me! except I threw up all over myself!

briidontgive_ 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 6:53

Aw man i want first comment

iseywisey 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 11:26

that happens to everyone. I get so badly carsick that I puke if the journey is over half an hour.

spadoodles 1

Friday 25 February 2011 0:46

Things happen leave the poor kid alone you idiots

JetRyan 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:20

lmao. XD

chuckvargas 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:42

fail? why didn't u pull over and get out then puke

thatRichguy 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 4:36

poor bag

sootpanda 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 10:53

...fyl.

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