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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
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makkarari 18

Unsalted saltine crackers will become your best friend. Keep a pack in your purse for when your tummy gets upset. Or if the morning sickness stays really bad, there is dr. Prescribed pills that can help:) good luck and congrats!

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PerditaDessa 38

I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be if I threw up on someone, but I'm sure your kid will think it's a hilarious story when s/he is older.

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ashieme2009 12

Hasn't stopped me any. I've had to stop several times on my way to work because of morning sickness.

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trtnt25 19

I've had friends when they're pregnant carry an empty large soda cup for when they can't reach a bathroom, and then they throw it out when they're done.

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roys1girl 18

How mortifying! Hope your m.s. passes quickly, and congratulations on your impending precious bundle!

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SadisticKittyCat 9

I hope your morning sickness gets better! Did you explain that to the officer? :x I'm sure they'd understand.

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superwhovian 16

This is one that really needs a follow up

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ThatDamHuntress 20

Just Explain to the officer like #34 said and he/she should understand. Unless he/she is the type of person who only sees one side of things.

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AlyssaDiannaa 20

Mon thing worked for my morning sickness! Try preggie pop drops! I love them and they taste great. Goldfish crackers also worked really well for me. I ended up losing too much weight from being sick and im now on a medication but those helped me stay fed through the first trimester

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angelofsaturn 23

I've had to pull over quite a few times to puke. Definitely not the highlight of my day. Thankfully the morning sickness is tapering off(at 36 weeks). Lol :/

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