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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!

garebear13 4

Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

At least you got a positive reaction!

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NNR 0

Friday 18 May 2012 20:59

He just wants a hand job

kaikai234 4

Friday 18 May 2012 20:59

How is this an fml?

xtalondriver 10

Friday 18 May 2012 21:06

Ha. Here the pot calling the kettle black.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Friday 18 May 2012 21:11

Is he twelve years old?

BMC1999 0

Friday 18 May 2012 21:29

BRO FIST

soccerfan1993 8

Friday 18 May 2012 21:29

I wouldn't say that's a bad thing?

miktumber 0

Friday 18 May 2012 21:31

I think that's really cute :) fist pumping is a very good sign :)

thew_fml 14

Friday 18 May 2012 21:48

love is a gift you give. you do not say i love you in order to get a response, you say it because you mean it. if all you want is something in exchange, you're no doing it right. he was happy you love him. enjoy that. it's a good thing.

wiseguy69 0

Friday 18 May 2012 21:50

WHAT A BOSS.

amberrtuckerr92 5

Friday 18 May 2012 21:56

That's cute:)

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