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Naw, how romantic, he'll be making you heart shaped pizzas any day now :)
Haha that's funny!
Are you dating Pauly D?
YDI for saying it first and not waiting until he said it. You brought this on yourself by not caring about the balance of power in a relationship.
Why does she have to wait? Somebody has to start it off, or it will be kind of awkward
Wow, you don't often see a lady bug, a pony, and a chipmunk conversing, especially about the balance of power. As the father of evolution, I must say the mammals have the upper hand on this one. On the topic....guys will be guys, so any positive reaction is a good one.
Huzzah for mammals! Screw you, insects!
17- you are a fool. In a relationship there is no balance of power, each individual is equal, and they are there for eachother and neither is superior to the other. That is how it works, there are no rules about who says what first, that is an archaic concept.
We need to separate ourselves from New Jersey. All they caused was broken hands and skin cancer.
Why are you bashing a state off a T.V. show and stereotypes?
98 - Yep! I know people from Jersey, and in fact, I live here. I can tell you for a fact that the majority of us aren't like what you see on T.V. Sure, there's some dumbasses who live here, but you'll find those kinds of people EVERYWHERE. I'm 14, and I've lived here for like 10 years of my life, and I can assure you that I've NEVER met anyone who acts like someone you'd see on Jersey Shore, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Jersey Courure, ect. ect. So PLEASE leave Jersey alone and take your stereotypes with you! :)
Like.... The dog biting you in the face because you're screaming in his ear? ;P
Um how about that's ADORABLE! Your boo has a sense of humor :) appreciate that.
I thinks that's how he shows appreciation. I didn't find anything funny from this.
What? That's not normal?
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She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!
At least you got a positive reaction!