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By gibsonSG323 - 14/06/2010 23:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

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By woahlaura - 14/02/2016 16:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:21

At least he wants something to do with the baby.

mammer 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:20

At least he's going to be a real father, and not a dead beat.

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sosadrightnow 4

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:29

At least he stayed

green_frog_fml 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 0:08

that's really cute of him! (wanting to speak to the baby and all...) you're lucky that he's willing to stay! and seriously, unless you're pregnant with a wolf, your child won't have a mustache.... stop complaining

Fentown_fml 4

Wednesday 16 June 2010 1:07

... it will eventually if it's a boy

rakethewidower 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 1:10

How the hell is this an FML?

xxEMOxPRINCESSxx 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 1:11

how is this an FML?? its actually kinda cute

penguin27 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 1:20

that is adorable ur bf is funny (:

Caitayyy 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 1:29

hahahahahaha this made me giggle :)

dev10us 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 1:31

that's soooooooooo cute!! how is this an fml?he's actually excited enough to be talking to it already!! he didn't pack up and leave so this is a total win!