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By gibsonSG323 - 14/06/2010 23:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

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By woahlaura - 14/02/2016 16:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:21

At least he wants something to do with the baby.

mammer 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:20

At least he's going to be a real father, and not a dead beat.

Comments

greyy_goooose 11

Thursday 17 June 2010 16:04

-232. wow. you need to chill out. obviously you have no sense of humor whatsoever.

jennmstites 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 18:02

I think that's adorable. be thankful he wants to be apart of it

danidear 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:17

so my boyfriend was reading the fmls to me while I was cleaning and he bust out laughin when he read this one and said "I would sooo do that to you" ... I now share ur magic marker belly bcuz he thought it was funny and Im not even pregnant .. *sigh* fml can't live with em' can't live without em' ... lol

cheshirecat5 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:57

haha i think thats cute

Cheerfuljuice 0

Friday 18 June 2010 6:13

I think what he did is cute! I am pregnant and woke up the other night to my fiance talking to my belly and it irritated me cuz he woke me up but it is very sweet (I was just very tired!) Enjoy what he is doing and be happy that he's excited about the whole thing! I mean its really lucky to have a man who is actually excited about having a kid! Most freak out and either leave or get really negative so we are the lucky ones just remember that! Feed off his positivity! Trust me it'll be better for you both!

McCamryn123 0

Friday 18 June 2010 8:48

lol think MLIA not FML

xxlaine13xx 0

Friday 18 June 2010 21:54

thats not an fml its sweet. you should be happy. so he drew a mustache, so what? hes having a little fun. at least hes trying to bond with the baby already. it shows hes excited to be a daddy. dont take things so personally hes just trying to enjoy himself and love the baby

stacey21 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:30

I can tell you right now what happened....he freaked out and responded in a really weird way...men have odd way of coming to terms with such big news....at least he is trying to find ways to come to terms :)