By gibsonSG323 - 14/06/2010 23:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 44

At least he wants something to do with the baby.

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mammer 0

At least he's going to be a real father, and not a dead beat.

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bigfattys 0

I expected your stomach to say he was going to mexico. Your just a ******* bitch.

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Misguided_Ghost 0

Aww, I find that cuute (:

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nabilkhandker 0

that's hilarious! what are you whining about?

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Thunderbender 2

Today, My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, trying to ease the tension of worrying about the future I drew a cute smily face on her stomach and tried talking to it. She then freaked out and made an fml about it. I just impregnated the most up tight bitch on the planet. FML.

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Thunderbender 2

OP at least you debunked the myth that sandy ****** is a good contraceptive. : D

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SeverinK 0

how is this an FML? that guy seems pretty cool

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xine10 0

be happy! ur life doesnt suck.. atleast he didnt leave u..

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lifeisreallybad2 0

Well I say leave him if you actually plan on raising the child. He's too immature to take care of a small person. For Christ's sake he drew on your body without your permission, imagine what he'd do to the child?

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