By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 14:29 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 620
You deserved it 12 212

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Kn0wledge123 21

The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

It's because some guys want you to believe they have a D cup, while they actually only have an A cup.

Don't feel bad, push-up bras are the only thing that make my boobs look like... well, boobs.

I honestly don't think most men care HOW they got mashed together as long as they do, so don't be deterred.

I wouldn't just assume 'mostly all' do. I happen to wear sports bras a majority of the time since its more comfortable to me than others and I know quite a few other people that do as well.

ViviMage 38

There was an FML were a lady took a guy she met to bed, she took off her bra, and the guy asked her in shock: "WHERE'D THEY GO??" Why do guys think we're lying? Watch on YouTube My favorite Martian's "tig ol bitties". I am not big in the chest. It's not having a big rack that matters. Not past the basic lust. Men that want a life long relationship will look last the bewbs.

OP, your guy is a douchenozzle. Even if you had the smallest breasts ever, he should be happy, and appreciate you. Besides, he probably wears the kind of jeans that make his micro junk look existent, if he's that shallow.

Sounds like shallow minded Californian, where inane matters most. Looks fade, just enjoy who you are. Looks won't matter that much to him when he's fat, bald, and old.