By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 14:29 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
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Kn0wledge123 21

The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?

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Poetaster 10

Better a push up than sweat pants and a wife beater

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tj4234 35

Just throwing this out there, but boobs aren't everything to a guy. Yes, it's true that guys like them. But even girls who have a chest that you could use to calibrate a spirit level can be really attractive without them.

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ViviMage 38

Has he seen you naked? Then he knows "the truth" already. I have a damaged side from a badminton shuttlecock hitting me *there* that looks more like a bouncing Buddha and less like a vibrant 31 year old. I don't let a little lopsidedness spoil my fun! And yes, my guy knows.

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erhamgerdberbs 0

As a woman with a fair sized chest, I personally prefer wearing push ups and don't consider them "false advertising." I've tried regular bras and they don't support near enough. It has nothing to do with being more attractive or more appealing, it's PERSONAL PREFERENCE and COMFORT.

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Raesin 21

Also as a woman with a 'fair' sized chest (F), I find that I honestly don't need push up bras. Not only is it false advertising, regular bras are plenty supportive if they fit properly. Tbh I suggest you go and get your bra size measured and remember that your boobs aren't supposed to be directly under your chin.

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erhamgerdberbs 0

LOL woah. Dat aggression. My boobs aren't directly under my chin, thank you very much. It's just a bra with a little padding to keep my chest up and where I like my chest to be. Let me reiterate: I've tried out regular bras and I felt uncomfortable in them. And yes, I was wearing the right size.

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Cazz91 21

Who pissed in your corn flakes this morning 91? :/

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Puolukka 4

#91 is actually right. Most women wear bras with underbust bands that are much too large... The underbust band (and underwire) is what is supposed to support the weight of the breasts, not the straps and not the padding of the cups...

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blondie1018 6

hey everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support, my boyfriend only did this as a joke. and for all of you that said I should leave him, we're still together and our anniversary is coming up!

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mattrd_fml 31

Ah, the push-up bra. Deceiving men everywhere for over 20 years.

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Alicestraza 33

Come on, everything is deceiving. To be entirely truthful about one's attractiveness you'd have to walk around with unkempt hair, no make up and naked.

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Cazz91 21

I have done that. Except the waking around naked in public part. I don't want to pay a hefty fine, lol.

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Fancy_Potatoes 3

Its not all about boobies. So what if you wear push up bras?

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KiddNYC1O 20

**** him. Literally.

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