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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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PandaSmile 24

Buy a strap on and tell him you're ready to go next time he wants sex. Or dump him.

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worldclassrager 39

Why is anal so big with guys? It's not the same... Actions speak louder than words is what he meant...he misspoke

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A07 48

There's always the one on fmls like this, you're it this time.

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GrinchFu1 27

I'm guessing your boyfriend is 15? Either that or he's hilarious.

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Vesi 29

or he *thinks* he's hilarious.. Frankly I'm inclined to believe he is not emotionally involved and that is manipulation.. "If you love me you'll do this.."

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Soverain 15

What is with the fascination for anal?

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Leinster 2

I've always thought it was because of the tightness, but idk

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patte_fml 19

Calm down ladies. This is just a wish list / humor of 1 guy out of 3. Anal is just another zone of your body where you can give or receive pleasure. Don't ignore it and write your butt off as a Doo-Doo station.

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leogachi 15

@29 So you would let a girl use a strap-on with you? Because if not, you're pretty hypocritical in telling people who aren't interested in having things inserted into their anuses to give it a try when you're not interested in the very same thing.

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dec4y 9

Um, no. It's one thing to say "Hey, I'd really like to try anal with you" in a healthy relationship where you can openly talk about your preferences, but something completely different to say "If you love me, then you'd have anal sex with me". That's just manipulative, dickish behavior, even if it's meant to be humorous. I'm not gonna advocate for a break-up, but some serious talk would be in order if my SO talked to me like that.

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Mynxie 26

@23 Not all women receive pleasure from anal. I have had talked to a bunch of my female friends before I tried it once and half said they got pleasure out of it and the other half said they didn't.

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bonermonkey 31

have you ever considered that a guy who says 'you would if you loved me' is manipulative asshole who doesn't have a problem coercing someone into sex? I'd run for the hills and never come back....

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Jets4Life89 4

You claim to love a man who responds with that? Don't kid yourself, if you stay with him you deserve a crap life, he is obviously not emotionally mature nor is he NEAR the same level as you relationship wise, you do not love him you just think you do.

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leogachi 15

@35 You're not Op. You don't get to decide what her feelings are.

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Jets4Life89 4

Yeah you are right I'm sure she is gonna be with him forever. No the truth is 90% of people these days claim to be in love and don't look at the CLEAR OBVIOUS SIGNS that they are not, like the OP's situation. If she thinks she loves anal boy more power to her but she is NOT in love with him.

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leogachi 15

@38 One thing her asshat of a boyfriend says doesn't define how Op feels about him. They could have the most dysfunctional relationship ever and still be in love.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

The boyfriend's feelings towards the OP do not dictate the OP's feelings towards her boyfriend. She may very well be in love with him. He just might not be in love with her. The two things are not mutually exclusive. Unrequited love is a real thing. Plus you can be in a terribly dysfunctional relationship and still actually love each other. The problem is that love is not always enough to actually make a relationship work.

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Jryan952015 7

Don't you know the jets suck at football Lets go GIANTS!!!

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revidffum69 22

Maybe he doesn't feel the same way yet, and was totally caught off guard and didn't want to hurt her feelings??

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