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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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PandaSmile 24

Buy a strap on and tell him you're ready to go next time he wants sex. Or dump him.

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Le_ponderer 14

You should have responded "Dibs on being on top" and gone to lube up a large cucumber; all while cackling sporadically.

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Jryan952015 7

Well technically he's right actions are better then word although I wouldn't have used the same as him. But it's a two way street you both need to your love for each other. So you better get ready to suck some d!ck!!!

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Leinster 2

This has got to be b8

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shay_serendipity 29

I don't think suggesting a breakup is entirely extreme in this case. If OP loves him and he didn't take it seriously/give a sincere reply, I wouldn't stay around long if he's just in it for sex.

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Mynxie 26

I don't get why guys demand that so damn much. Not all women are into it. Damn you **** industry haha

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countryb_cth 38

Are you sure it only made your morning and not your hole weak?

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teentee401 36

"You know what? You're right, honey. Bend over and I'll get the strap on."

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pacman490 21

If anal is louder than taking, he might be doing it wrong

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stickthatwhere 16

Yes, let's everybody dump him for that one less than apealing joke. This makes sense

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